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Definition Of Parasite
- par·a·site(pr-st)
1. Biology. An organism that grows, feeds, and
is sheltered on or in a different organism while
contributing nothing to the survival of its host.
a. One who habitually takes advantage of the generosity
of others without making any useful return.
b. One who lives off and flatters the rich; a sycophant.
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Kevin Federline aka Kfed aka Mr. Britney Spears will now
also be known as Douche. We have nominated this
individual to receive the very prestigious title of
'Biggest Douche Alive' Everyone is so tired of his
fakeness and his face, that this title comes naturally.
This idiot gets into Britney Spears' pants and decides;
hey, maybe I can make some cash while I am in here. So
instead of helping the girl out, maybe investing into
the stock market, of course considering he knows what
that is, he gets drunk, high and bangs strippers. Not
too bad of a choice really, but only when it's not your
rich and famous wife who is paying the bills. So when
divorce comes up, Douche doesn't want to go back to
flipping burgers in the local McDonalds, so he tells
Britney if she doesn't give him cash, he will sell the
sex tape he made of her. However, it seems that after
his agent explained it would be career suicide, Douche
decided not to sell the tape. Basically being a real
fucking hero. So what now? He still wants to bang
strippers and drive nice cars, but of course an
education and a job are not on his list of options. Well
since he and Britney have kids, why not take them away
and live on the child support she will have to pay which
will account for about 25% of her yearly income...
You know what? This Douche isn't worth writing about, so
I am going to stop. Fuck Kevin Federline and if you like
him, well then fuck you too, get off this web site now. |
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