Magazine   





Little girls in pretty boxes, high tech sweat and younger skin 

We were all delicious and smelled of Arpege 

I buzzed my killer in 

Bring me the head of Jerry Garcia 

Super sex on water skis 

Iced decaf and mocchaccino 

And a hooker by the grinder please 

  

Magazine, know what I mean 

You go on and on and on about stuff I've never seen 

Magazine, stuck to my hand 

The boys don't ever get it 

But the girls all understand 

  

Angel, waffle, women are weird 

Tighten up your tail 

Throw her on the linoleum and 

Harpoon her like a whale 

Dad's on drugs, British sex 

A rollicking good time 

Trust fund kids, when men are pigs 

Just cook that little swine 

  

Magazine, know what I mean 

You go on and on and on about stuff I've never seen 

Magazine, stuck to my hand 

The boys don't ever get it 

But the girls all understand 

  

Missionary position, politician 

Young girls in the world's oldest profession 

Beauty, health, fashion, food 

And the books and sex and art and news 

  

The boys don't ever get it 

But the girls all understand 

  

Magazine, know what I mean 

You go on and on and on about stuff I've never seen 

Magazine, stuck to my hand 

The boys don't ever get it 

But the girls all understand 

  

Magazine, 

Rip it up and just throw it away 

Rip it up and just throw it away 

Rip it up and just throw it away 

  

Magazine, still stuck to my hand 

The boys don't ever get it 

But the girls all understand