Hey Mister   





Hey Mister I really like your daughter,  

I'd like to eat her like ice cream  

maybe dip her in chocolate  

 

Hey Mister on your way over  

in your Volvo, suit, and tie  

Well, be crawling in your bed soon  

messing around, maybe getting high  

 

It's not what ya did,  

It's not what ya didn't  

God gave her a perfect body  

and now I'm all up in it.  

 

It's not she's a tramp.  

It's not she's not pure.  

She just likes getting her fuck on,  

and its good for that I'm sure  

 

Hey Mister I really like your daughter.  

When I'm horny like thirsty  

She's a bottle of water.  

 

Hey Mister how'd it get so bad  

You raised her so well  

and now she's calling me dad  

in the back seat naked of a new Volkswagen  

the perfect little gift for high school graduation.  

 

It's not what ya did,  

It's not what ya didn't  

God gave her a perfect body  

and now I'm all up in it.  

 

It's not she's a tramp.  

It's not she's not pure.  

She just likes getting her fuck on,  

and its good for that I'm sure  

 

Nana na nana na,  

Nana na nana na,  

Nana na nana na,  

ha hahaha ha ha haha  

 

I eat all the food in your fridge  

Call my friends around the world  

Rack up your long distance do  

Breakstands neutral drops  

Wreck all your cars  

Drink all the booze in your cheezy ass wet bar  

Order stuff on your credit cards  

Leave boogers in the skippy jar  

Smoke your cigars  

Answer the phone tell your boss you moved to mars  

When you call in late from work tell your wife  

You're at the titty bars  

 

It's not what ya did,  

It's not what ya didn't  

God gave her a perfect body  

and now I'm all up in it.  

 

It's not she's a tramp.  

It's not she's not pure.  

She just likes getting her fuck on,  

and its good for that I'm sure  

 

I can't lie I have to tell the truth  

My commandments says I'm a total spoof  

Your daughter's a freak  

Your daughter's a pro  

When i'm done with her  

She'll do one of your bros 

  

I hope I'll never have a daughter  

I hope I'll never have a daughter  

I hope I'll never have a daughter  

I hope I'll never have a daughter  

 

Nana na nana na,  

Nana na nana na,  

Nana na nana na,  

Nana na nana naaaaaaaa!