Actress, Model...   





Dear Mom  

I'm dating an actress  

And I'm just writing to let you know  

Why I'm so far from home  

I followed her to Stella Adler  

A method man was what she was after  

She must have seen them on TV  

 

She's my actress model dancer whatever  

I've been watching you  

I've been wanting you  

Actress model dancer whatever  

You're so over there  

You're so everywhere  

 

I met her over a cigarette  

And though I don't really know her yet  

I could see she sees something in me  

A thousand bucks won't pay the rent  

And I don't know where the money's spent  

But it shows Lord cause nothing's free  

 

She's my actress model dancer whatever  

I've been watching you  

I've been wanting you  

Actress model dancer whatever  

You're so over there  

You're so everywhere  

 

She made a promise  

she'd never act with me now  

But I saw her move her lips  

They were reading scripts  

She made a promise  

she'd never act with me now  

And I saw her move her lips  

Line please line please  

 

Dear Mom  

I'm dating an actress  

And I'm just writing to let you know who who  

Actress model dancer whatever  

I've been watching you  

I've been wanting you  

Actress model dancer whatever  

You're so over there  

You're so everywhere  

Dear Mom  

I'm dating an actress  

Dear Mom  

I'm dating an actress  

Now I'm an actor too