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was gonna call my friends and get 'em all together

i was gonna go and start a band,

but everything i wanna do has already been done.

why would i wanna go and do it again?

everybody...plays guitar.

she's so cute  

(if you know what i mean)

she's the cutest little

girl, that i've ever seen.

maybe she'll like me if

i play guitar

maybe she'll like me if i'm

the lead singer yea,

oh yea! there's so many

bands, and we all look the same...

i just saw them, up on stage

and i don't

remember how good they played.

he can't sing,

but i'd pay just to see her face,

yea, yea, yea, yea...



everybody's in a band yea,

yea, yea

have you heard of my band?

oh, ooh, ooh

we try to be different

but i guess that's nothing

new.



4) she has a girlfriend now



she has a girlfriend now

she has a girlfriend now

she has a girlfriend now, she said

 guys don't do no more for me 



 you never loved me, like i wanted you to 

 i loved you baby, what do you want me to do? 



she said she found someone who's gonna hold her hand

she said she found someone who's gonna understand

she don't need nobody to be her man

she don't need nobody to be her man



i never thought it would end like this

just because i've got no tits

i'll shave my legs,

i'll wear a bra

i'll even cut my &%#!$

off for you...

she has a

girlfriend

now.