Magna Cum Nada   





Why try? I'm that guy 

Holden Caulfield from  Catcher In The Rye  

Put away 'cause he wasn't all there 

Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare 

Me to him not a liver but wurst 

Been much better off as a still birth 

Big let down unparalleled 

Like the last episode of  Seinfeld  

Or Jack Lemmon in  Glengarry Glen Ross  

Pepsi Challenge took it lost 

Just fizzed out with my wires crossed 

Buttons pushed but never went off 

Like Martha I will self-destruct 

The name's Dunnstock it's not Dumptruck 

Just cursed as fuck with no such luck 

My future plans include not much 

 

Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be 

Nothin' more than me 

Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be 

Nothin' more than me 

Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be 

Nothin' more than me 

Always gonna be always gonna be always gonna always gonna be 

Most likely to suck 

 

Wanna be a Ghostbuster 

First black President, owner of  Hustler  

Got shot down like Larry Flynt 

Felt like shit like a bowel movement 

Have you seen my will to live? 

Because I seem to have lost it 

Lovelife? No but Mom thinks I'm handsome 

Couldn't get off if I held a pimp for ransom 

Feel like Jimmy Stewart no one sees my Harvey 

Toxic Shock Syndrome gets more girls than me 

Like Pee Wee Herman spermin' I can 

See the future in the palm of my hand 

Psychic Friends, Network loser 

Large phone bill in my very near future 

Dealt nothing and bluffing hard 

Playing poker with a joker and some Uno cards 

 

Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be 

Nothin' more than me 

Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be 

Nothin' more than me 

Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be 

Nothin' more than me 

Always gonna be always gonna be always gonna always gonna be 

Most likely to suck 

 

Most likely to suck 

Most likely to suck 

Most likely to suck 

Most likely to suck 

Most likely to suck.