The Bad Touch   





Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating 

But there are several other very important differences 

Between human beings and animals that you should know about 

 

I'd appreciate your input 

 

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought 

Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about 

So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts 

Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up 

You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds 

I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns 

Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined 

To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time 

 

Do it now 

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 

Do it again now 

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 

Gettin' horny now 

 

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket 

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it 

Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas 

But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means  Small Craft Advisory  

So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, be five you sunk my battleship 

Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip 

So show me yours I'll show you mine  Tool Time  you'll Lovett just like Lyle 

And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch  X-Files  

 

Do it now 

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 

Do it again now 

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 

Gettin' horny now 

 

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 

Do it again now 

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 

Do it now 

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 

Do it again now 

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 

Gettin' horny now