Valentino   





She got a valentine from Gary 

I opened it up it said, “Would you please be mine.” 

I gave her flowers and some candy 

She opened them up and said, “You’re trying to  

make me fat.” 

 

 [chorus]  

 

(now) 

I just want a new girlfriend 

I just want someone to make me laugh 

I just want a new girlfriend 

I just want someone to laugh at me 

 

not to smart, not to tall, 

 likes to watch tv and play basketball 

 

I bought a car and let her drive it 

She opened the door and said “ Oh bother, this is  

red.” 

I gave her all my notes from algebra 

She opened em up and said , “I can’t believe you’re 

so stupid.” 

 

I won’t ever make her wash my car, NO! 

I won’t ever take a walk, not unless she’s there 

Oh, oh, oh, oh! 

 

 

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