2,000 Man





Well, my name is a number

a piece of plastic film

And I'm growin' funny flowers

In my little window sill





Dont you know I'm a 2,000 man

And my kids, they just don't understand me at all





well my wife still respects me

I really misused her

I am having an affair

With the Random computer





don't you know I'm a 2,000 man

And my kids, they just don't understand me at all





Oh daddy, proud of your planet

Oh mummy, proud of your sun

Oh daddy, proud of your planet

Oh mummy. proud of your sun

Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'

Like it did when you were young

Or do you come down crashin'

Seeing all the things you'd done

All was a big put on





Oh daddy, proud of your planet

Oh mummy. proud of your sun

Oh daddy, proud of your planet

Oh mummy. proud of your sun





Oh daddy, proud of your planet

Oh mummy. proud of your sun

Oh daddy, proud of your planet

Oh mummy. proud of your sun





And you know who's the 2000 man

and your kids they just won't understand you at all