I'll Think Of A Reason Later   





I heard he was gonna marry some girl from Denver 

Then my sister came over, had the Sunday paper with her 

There was the girl on the social page 

Lookin' in love and all engaged 

We decided she don't take a very good picture 

 

It may be my family's redneck nature 

Rubbin' off, bringin' out unlady-like behavior 

It sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger 

But I don't like her 

She may be an angel who spends all winter 

Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner 

A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner 

But I really hate her 

I'll think of a reason later 

 

I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker 

Childish, yes, but she made such a thin little target 

I couldn't be happier on my own 

But I've got the slightest of a jealous bone 

And seein' her with him tends to enlarge it 

 

It may be my family's redneck nature 

Rubbin' off, bringin' out unlady-like behavior 

It sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger 

But I don't like her 

She may be an angel who spends all winter 

Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner 

A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner 

But I really hate her 

I'll think of a reason later 

 

Inside her head may lay all the answers 

For curin' diseases from baldness to cancer 

Salt of the earth and a real good dancer 

But I really hate her 

I'll think of a reason later 

 

 [Spoken]  Well, it was just one tooth 

Did I mention I don't particularly care for her? 

She makes me sick...