Superman's Song   





Tarzan wasn't a ladies' man 

He'd just come along and scoop 'em up under his arm 

Like that, quick as a cat in the jungle 

But Clark Kent, now there was a real gent 

He would not be caught sittin' around in no 

Junglescape, dumb as an ape doing nothing 

 

 [CHORUS]  

Superman never made any money 

For saving the world from Solomon Grundy 

And sometimes I despair the world will never see 

Another man like him 

 

Hey Bob, Supe had a straight job 

Even though he could have smashed through any bank 

In the United States, he had the strength, but he would now 

Folks said his family were all dead 

Their planet crumbled but Superman, he forced himself 

To carry on, forget Krypton, and keep going 

 

Tarzan was king of the jungle and Lord over all the apes 

But he could hardly string together four words:  I Tarzan, You Jane.  

 

Sometimes when Supe was stopping crimes 

I'll bet that he was tempted to just quit and turn his back 

On man, join Tarzan in the forest 

But he stayed in the city, and kept on changing clothes 

In dirty old phonebooths till his work was through 

And nothing to do but go on home