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I woke up yesterday morning
Fell down two flights of stairs
Well I thought I was wide awake but my legs were still asleep

I'd call for the ambulence help me
(?)
But I can't reach the phone
So I scream til the neighbours come over break into my home

I broke my back
There was nobody there to help me
Broke my back
All the lies and deception won't change the perception that
I fell flat on my ass

I wish this had happened sky diving
And my parachute failed
But a pair of shoes tripped my down stairs and I lay there and wailed

The things I used to take for granted
Now I take sitting down
I can't brush my teeth, chew my nails, give the finger to the clown

I broke my back
And I can't even change the channels
Broke my back
All the lies and deception won't change the perception that
I fell flat on my ass

Well they tell me that I shouldn't get discouraged
But they tell me that I'll never walk again
And they say I'm gonna need a lot of courage
And they say I'm gonna need a lot of friends

But what I really need is a pair of electric legs
So I wish some genius would just invent them
And if they cost to much I'd share with someone else
Or I'd scan the yellow pages and I'd rent them

I know I can probably pop a wheelie
Entertaining the girls
I can put hockey cards in the spokes, I can even blow skids
(?)

I get a good seat at a concert
Even get stuff for free
Is it 'cause I'm an excellent guy or 'cause they're scared of me

I broke my back
And I can't even use the clapper
Broke my back
All the lies and deception won't change the perception that
I fell flat on my ass


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Guitar Chords
G
I woke up yesterday morning
C
Fell down two flights of stairs
D G
Well I thought I was wide awake but my legs were still asleep


B C
I broke my back
G
There was nobody there to help me
B C
Broke my back
B C G C D
All the lies and deception won't change the perception that
G
I fell flat on my ass

G
Well they tell me that I shouldn't get discouraged

But they tell me that I'll never walk again

And they say I'm gonna need a lot of courage

And they say I'm gonna need a lot of friends

D G
But what I really need is a pair of electric legs
C G
So I wish some genius would just invent them
Bm C G
And if they cost to much I'd share with someone else
C D
Or I'd scan the yellow pages and I'd rent them
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